Will you kick this football?", asked Lucy Van Pelt sweetly. A dark smile formed on Charlie's face. He had prepared well for this day.
"I dont know...", he stammered, deep down knowing full well. "You might try to pull it out from under me..."
"Dont be a blockhead, Charlie Brown! Why would I do a thing like that?" , Lucy responded quite politely.
"Ok, I'll try...", said Charlie, maniacally laughing inside. Charging back, he ran towards the ball, savoring the tension. At the last minute she pulled it away, but Charlie Brown knew better now. He chopped her head off, and threw her bloody skull onto the ground!!!
Normally I don't like fanfic, but damn did this ever make me laugh. More in link.
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